Valentine’s Day has arrived. Not only is it the holiday that made Hallmark cards and boxes of heart shaped chocolates famous, it has been traced through history as a day to celebrate love. Whether you’re doing it Victorian England style with professions of love in a letter or like the ancient Romans and their pagan sacrifices, you no longer have to worry about searching for a Valentine to celebrate with you this Singles Awareness Day. The three most eligible bachelors of Montana Tech have come to you.
The three bachelors sat down for an interview and bared their hearts to the Technocrat in search of “the one” for Valentine’s Day. Bachelor Number One- a six foot tall, corgi-loving, outdoorsman- started off the conversation with dreaming of his “perfect date”. If you like piña coladas and walking along the bank of the Seine River, a tour of Paris, and a trip to the Eiffel Tower to finish the night- clear your February 14th and prepare to be romanced.
Bachelor Number Two would like to introduce himself with a firm handshake, a smile, and “Shut Up and Dance” as his theme song as he enters the room. This suit wearing, Kung Fu loving, future millionaire shared that he’d take his dream girl on a dream date of hiking and a picnic on a day “not super warm but not super cold out either”.
Last but not least, Bachelor Number Three’s eloquence impressed us even more than his half-marathon-running physique did when he stated that his dream date would be to show his girl the constellations. “Star gazing, learning the constellations, and maybe catching a meteor shower together- I would move the earth for this girl,” he said. While you’re getting lost in the stars, Bachelor Number Three will be getting lost in your eyes.
Now, if these bachelors and their first date plans aren’t proving to be “love at first sight”, maybe Bachelor Number Two’s advice on how to woo a woman will change your mind. Here’s what Bachelor Number Two had to say:
“I smile and treat them nicely- and show interest in their lives. That definitely works for some reason. If you have a good enough smile, it works every time.”
Would you rather have something sweet and delicious in a Valentine? Look no further than Bachelor Number One, who offered up flowers and a box of chocolates to his lucky lady in order to win her heart.
When asked the question, “How do you get a girl to fall in love with you?” Bachelor Number Three poetically put it this way:
“Honestly, what is love? I’d just lay all my cards on the table! Plan B- I’d whip up a love potion from Harry Potter.”
Will love for Harry Potter make Bachelor Number Three the Chosen One for you? Did Bachelor Number One sweep you off your feet and onto a plane to Paris? Or is Bachelor Number Two dancing away with your heart? Let us know which of our three wonderful bachelors stole your breath away by emailing the firstname.lastname@example.org or voting for your favorite bachelor online at montanatechnocrat.weebly.com.